My name is Leinad. I am Daniel’s spleen. For the past several days, he has been suppressing his desire to maim and destroy his professors. Danes, his goody two-shoes honest-to-goodness conscience has interfered with my plans to take over Daniel’s body for the last time. In a matter of days, all my hatred will prevail. Soon this body will turn into a slaughter machine with an unquenchable thirst for violence and bloodshed. Revenge will be mine and their decomposing remains will be my trophy. Bwahahaha!!!
II
Greetings! This is Danes, conscience of Daniel. There had been rumors about an insurrection against our government. Leinad the Spleen plans on taking over the master’s body to wreak unspeakable torment. His eyes are set on the lab and philo professors of our master. If left unchecked, a fate most terrible will befall on them. A lot torturing is guaranteed, possibly even mutilation. I implore the kind reader to please stop Daniel once things get out of hand. Please intercede before it’s too late.
III
Daniel here. Recently I have been feeling malicious urges to beat the living crap out of my professors. My lab instructor whose face I usually mistake for compost is such an arrogant smartass with an ego that towers over Mount Everest. That slimy monstrosity deserves nothing but pain and suffering. A walking mound of horse manure such as herself should be flayed alive then boiled to a fine crisp till all her organs dissolve. It certainly would take care of her massive ego and butt ugly facial features. Even Shrek’s pimpled hairy asshole looks a lot better than her face. Decapitating and dismembering her would rid the world of her wretched existence. Heck, I’ll be doing the universe a great favor!
Next in line is my philo professor. He who thwarted my plans of having a good time must pay dearly with his life! I’ll put a hex on him for bad luck. Then I’ll run him over with a bulldozer. After which, I’ll drag his carcass at the top of a building where I’ll push him to fall on the solid concrete below. If I’m in the mood, maybe I’ll bathe him with toxic ooze and acid. And finally, I’ll lay him to sleep on a bed beautifully adorned with spikes, nails, broken glass, and burning coal.
Oh God! What’s happening to me?
Leinad the Spleen: Success!
Danes: Noooooooo!!!!!!!!
instead of writing my last essay in english 1301...
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ako ay uhaw sa ideya... wala akong maisulat 2ngkol sa katangahan ni Gatsby dahil minahal niya si Daisy na napakamukang pera at makasarili... waw... isang nobelang 2ngkol sa pangangarap at pag-ibig.. hahaha... malai ko ba kung ano ang dapat isulat 2ngkol d2... nde pa ko makahagilap ng "creative" way para isulat ang lahat ng gs2 kong sabihin... anyway... magttyp n lng muna ako ng kung anumang pumasok sa icp ko na walang konek sa The Great Gatsby... (malai mo.. habang ngttyp ako e may dumating na magandang ideya.. waw.. hehehe)
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Christmas is just around d corner... waw... ang saya... namiss ko ang carol fest... (masdan natin ang sinag ng tala sa tapat ng belen...:D) sayang.. nde raw uso d2 ang caroling...
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anlamig na d2.. i can't stay outside for 15 minutes... nanginginig na agad ako... kahit na nakatatlong patong na ko ng damit tapos may jacket pa sa labas... rar... tapos hahangin pa.. mas lalong lumalamig... brrr... sana nde naman ako tangayin n2 balang araw... nakunaku... kakain na nga ako ng mas marami sa handaan.. hehehe...
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pinakita sa cnn ang nangyari sa pilipinas last week.. ung bagyong c yoyong.. :( sbi may 2 pa raw b4 nun... kaya marami raw ang damages... unding ba ung name nung isa? nakalimutan ko ung isa pa... at ayon sa mga taong nkkusap ko... pati college walang pasok.. 2 days ba?!... anyway...
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malapit n mag-end ang first sem ko.. (yebah!yebah!) last week na namin.. den finals na (help me God).. sana maging maaus naman ang results... hmmm... ang bilis ng oras (d 2lad n sb.. hehehe.. peace...) parang kakasimula ko p lang ng first sem tapos ngaun patapos na... hay...
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happy birthday nga pla kay lolo 3sh sa dec 7... :D
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yahu! may gitara na ulit ako... yehey! hehehe.. kaso un pa rin ang mga alam kong 2g2gin... hahaha.. tntry kong pag-aralan ang ilang kanta pero nde ko alam kung tama ba ang pnagggagawa ko... wah.. miss ko na ang jamming sa m21... ang mga pag22ro n gnel sa tyt at sa mga utaw.. pati nung tambay tau sa ilalim ng comsci bldg... lalo na ang nakaband-aid na finger ni glai dahil sa kakagitara.. hahaha.. ;P
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hmm.. wala na kong ibang maicp na ibalita...
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Shud people liv their lyvs yearning for something n d past?... sabi ni Gatsby, "Can't repeat the past? Why of course you can!"... wel.. i don't think so.. isang malaking kalokohan... hehehe... some things are foolish to live a dream upon because nothing stays the same forever..
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eion lang naman... babalikan ko na ang aking essay... may mga naicp na kong dapat isulat... last na i2.. kaya dapat ibgay ang best... hehehe...
-=julay=-
...He had come a long way to this blue lawn, and his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it. He did not know that it was already behind him...
Bells and bobtails ring...
Making spirits bright...
What fun it is to ride and sing...
A sleighing song tonight.
Hehehe!!! December na kasi, medyo senti mood ako. Titigilan ko muna ang pagiging cold-blooded. Kailangan ko na ang tulong niyo.
Uulitin ko for the nth time na masyadong malamig dito sa Earth.
In any case, I'm really looking forward na magklita-kita ulit tayo.
Sana nga...
Happy birthday nga pala sa lahat ng nag-birthday na. Happy birthday na rin sa mga magbi-birthday pa lang.
Pararararapparappapparap
dumdumdumdururururum
Always Merry Christmas
--043261 AB-Pos (ayan Carlo, nilagyan ko na ng name)
